Mrs. Stein asks,
"Interested
in a school visit?"

--One of childhood's greatest joys:
Your school on the snow-closure list.

--Why, sometimes, it's better to live
in Buffalo than the Bahamas.

--Knowing he needed to be
in top physical condition to keep lifting that
jumbo platter of "Houston nachos"
on Super Bowl Sunday,
Albert Peterson trained relentlessly.

--While Norbert wasn't able to get
the license plate number of the truck
that ran over him, he did manage to snag
the back axle.