Mrs. Stein asks,
"Interested
in a school visit?"

--Hey, what happened to the gif
of that cute dog that was here yesterday?

--Cats, eh? Whatta ya gonna do?


--"Help me, please!
He stuck me here on his Web site
just so you'd tell other people
to come look at it. How sick is that?"

--"Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip.
Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip."


--Howard tries a low-tech approach
to reduce spam.

--Step one: Partition the hard drive.