"Mrs. Stein," a poem by Bill Dodds. A Stephen Carpenter illustration.
Mrs. Stein asks,
"Interested
in a school visit?"

"Who wants a toga party? Show of hands."
--"I swear: You will love this salad."

"What? 'Watch out for Ida March'?
Who the heck is Ida March?"

 

 


Relax! It's a joke!
 --"What if I click on this icon?"

--"So I figured, hey, the hard drive on my new computer
is so big I could just..."

"Here's to ya!"