"Mrs. Stein," a poem by Bill Dodds. A Stephen Carpenter illustration.
Mrs. Stein asks,
"Interested
in a school visit?"

 

 

Cubicle Carl.

"Spent the whole weekend watching
college basketball. Why do you ask?"

--"Does it bother you if I read
over your shoulder?"

"Next I'm going to stick a fork in the toaster."
--Wild Child Neighborhood.

--"I. Don't. Care. What. Mom. Said.
This. Feels. Soooooo. Good!"

"Who loves ya, baby?"

--How, Mr. and Mrs. Marx worried, would little Groucho
ever earn a living if all he managed to do was repeat
the same childish expression?