Mrs. Stein asks,
"Interested
in a school visit?"

--Veronica glanced out the window
and suddenly decided,
"Today's the day!"

--After years of simply wishing he were
an Oscar Meyer wiener,
Bob decided to take action.

--"She started it."
"He started it."
"Shut up."
"No, you shut up."
"Now we're even."
"No, now we're even."

--Wearied by months of travel,
the candidate began kissing flags
 and waving babies.