"Mrs. Stein," a poem by Bill Dodds. A Stephen Carpenter illustration.
Mrs. Stein asks,
"Interested
in a school visit?"

Hmm, what? Hmm, what? Hmm, what?
--Daylight saving time begins:
 Saturday night, spring forward.
Monday morning, nod off.

--Fortunately, Ronald's boss thought Ronald was
simply agreeing with the plan.

"One, for the money. Two, for the show. Three..."
--Mr. Crenshaw invents a very difficult dart game with simple rules:
1. Spin the globe.
 2. Don't hit a Starbucks.

 

 

A hard drive would never format this fast!
--Wait! Relax! Check the calendar! 4/1

--On the other hand, if you're at work,
what do you care?