"Mrs. Stein," a poem by Bill Dodds. A Stephen Carpenter illustration.
Mrs. Stein asks,
"Interested
in a school visit?"

"Ooh, love the 'do."
--The Pullet-ser Prize Committee
announced a tie in the Best Hairdo category.

--"Look what I can get this idiot to do," each thought.

 

Uhh huh. Uhh huh. Uhh huh...
--Daylight Saving Time, the third morning.

--Spike knew only little dogs yap.
 Da big dog got nuttin' to prove.