"Mrs. Stein," a poem by Bill Dodds. A Stephen Carpenter illustration.
Mrs. Stein asks,
"Interested
in a school visit?"

 

 

Do da funky chicken!
--New Employee Orientation Presentation, slide five:
"And don't be like 'Todd the Timekeeper,'
always checking to see when your next break begins."

"Itsy bitsy spider, my foot!"


--Spiderman: The Prequel

 

"Money, money, money, money. Money!"

 

--Ronald held nothing back when he auditioned
for the lead in "Ballet du Businessman."