"Mrs. Stein," a poem by Bill Dodds. A Stephen Carpenter illustration.
Mrs. Stein asks,
"Interested
in a school visit?"

 

 

"And maybe I'll get an earring."
--With a great sense of relief,
Martin discovered he just wasn't
a toupee kind of guy.

Spiderwoman.
--Genetic/Clone Inc.'s "Receptionist 2000"
has met with great success.