"Mrs. Stein," a poem by Bill Dodds. A Stephen Carpenter illustration.
Mrs. Stein asks,
"Interested
in a school visit?"

You used to spend a quarter to play this?

--If you remember getting excited
about playing this game, it's time
to check in with Human Resources
about your retirement benefits.

--"Pong! Where have you been, Justin?
I've got Pacman!" 

 

"How do I get back to Freecell on this thing?"
--"Psst. Hey! New guy! Sloooooow down!"

--Arnold could type with great speed
as long as he didn't have to
actually form any words.  

"No! I was saving that!"
--Fed up with her break-room clean-up reminders
being ignored, Harriet takes matters
into her own hands.