"Mrs. Stein," a poem by Bill Dodds. A Stephen Carpenter illustration.
Mrs. Stein asks,
"Interested
in a school visit?"

 

 

"What would you like to do...ahhhhhhhh!"
--Burton wanted nothing to do
with Bill Gates' little helper.

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Don't you ever knock?

--"So then the dream changes.
I'm late for a meeting at work and I walk
through this set of doors but there's another..."

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The key is to keep your desk polished.
--Elwood's system never
failed him.