Mrs. Stein asks,
"Interested
in a school visit?"

--In a bid to save money, Mall-Mart combines
the positions of security guard and store greeter.

--Mr. Dexter's administrative assistant remains
notorious for sending mixed signals.

--Hoping to cash in on Harry Potter's popularity,
Bob adopts a new look.

--"Some. One Get. This.
Owl. Off. Me."