"Mrs. Stein," a poem by Bill Dodds. A Stephen Carpenter illustration.
Mrs. Stein asks,
"Interested
in a school visit?"

 

 

Gimme a head with hair; long, beautiful...
--Howard begins to suspect it's time 
to upgrade his 14.4 modem.

--New to chat-room protocol, Arnold waits
for someone to say something intelligent
before entering his own message.

"What're you lookin' at?"

--Marketing Rule Number 4:
When in doubt, use a puppy.